你千里传音 There's no bell
但铃声未起 When you call for me
校对 卌
你坠入深渊了无踪迹 You'll be falling for miles
校对 呜哩
你的痛苦太让我着迷 I'm bewitched by your misery
时间轴 黄小小
时间轴 柠檬
但心中最爱仍是你笑意 But I love it when you smile
时间轴 辣椒
让我知晓你的目的 Let me know what you want from me
时间轴 网鱼选
时间轴 格物致知
你若想勾引我全不介意 I'm bewitched by your misery
时间轴 超能力亮到着火
先在我耳侧呢喃你爱意 Whisper "Love" in my ears
先妣
压制 Zeyax
我要提醒你亲爱滴 I should warn you, my dear
总监 亚当斯家都有黑眼圈
我的心房是一座鬼堡 My heart is a haunted house
将你俘获便休想潜逃 Once you're in, you ain't getting out
先考
这是你等候的铜墙铁牢 It's the trap you've been waiting for
无门无窗我鬼屋藏娇 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
别想躲开感受和心跳 No escaping the way you feel
如梦之梦愿永远萦绕 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
我的心 我的心 My, my, my heart
我的心是一座鬼堡 鬼堡 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted, haunted house.
我的心是一座鬼堡 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted
鬼堡 Haunted house
亲爱的 My love.
亲爱的 Cara mia.
戒指 戒指 不 不 不 不 The ring! The ring! Oh, no! No, no, no!
小家伙 绝世好手上总有戒指 Oh, Thing! Best hand always has the ring!
各位相恨相杀的家人们 Dearly be-loathed,
在这亚当斯家传统的节日里 it is indeed a rare privilege to see our family
我们家族能齐聚一堂真是少有的幸事 gathered together for this Addams tradition.
仪式现在开始 To commence this ceremony
让我们把这两人 and deliver these two
送入婚姻的虚无世界 into the yawning void of matrimony,
首先把柠檬放入椰子水中 一饮而尽 we put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
我现在宣布你们二人 I now pronounce you...
-怪物 -怪胎 - Monsters! - Freaks!
滚出去 亚当斯家 Get out, Addams!
你们在这儿生活得够久了 You've been here long enough!
我们受够了你们这群人 We've had enough of your kind!
这里不欢迎亚当斯家的人 Addams aren't wanted here!
快滚出去 Leave already!
我现在宣布你们正式结为夫妇 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
快点 把柠檬放在椰子里 Quick, put the lime in the coconut
你们两个干了它 and drink 'em both up!
对不起 我情不自禁 Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
这里是我们的家 This is our home!
-不需要你们 -我们不欢迎你们 - You're not wanted! - We don't want you here!
所有人 过桥 Everyone, to the bridge!
开火 Fire!
你们这对小鸳鸯快走 You two love bats better fly out of here!
我来断后 I'll hold them off!
玛祖卡 Mazurka!
抓住我背上的毛 Grab onto my hairy hump!
我觉得从这里可以看到我家 I think I can see my house from here.
不 那是个女子监狱 Oh, no. That's a women's prison.
戈梅斯 为什么我们走到哪里 Oh, Gomez, why do hordes of angry villagers
都有成群的村民怒火冲天 follow us everywhere we go
我们安全了 亲爱的 这才是最重要的 We are safe, my love, that is all that matters.
我想找一个可以 I want to find a new home
与世隔绝的新家 that is shrouded from the world.
一个真正属于我们的地方 Someplace that is truly us.
是的 又恐怖 又腐朽 Yes! Somewhere horrible! Somewhere corrupt!
任何心智正常的人 Somewhere that no one in their right mind
都活不下去的地方 would be caught dead in!
欢迎来的新泽西
不开心吗 亲爱的 Unhappy, darling
是的 一点都不开心 Yes, completely.
戈梅斯 你已经摧毁了我的心墙 Oh, Gomez, you have torn down my walls
把你的名字刻在我的心上 and stabbed your name onto my heart.
我苍白而迷人的妖姬 My wan temptress,
你的手像死鱼一般冰冷 your hand is as cold as a dead fish.
亲爱的 那就是一条死鱼 My love, that is a dead fish.
可不是嘛 So it is.
亲爱的 Darling,
你那苍白的额头上怎么蹙起了一丝涟漪 is that a wrinkle I see on your pallid brow
怎么了 What's wrong
我们不能一直东躲西逃 亲爱的 We can't run forever, my love.
我想再有个家了 I want a home again.
我希望我们的孩子可以平安长大 I want our children to grow up in peace.
我希望可以挑选墓地 I want to pick out cemetery plots.
莫蒂西亚 我用性命发誓会找到一个新家 Morticia, I swear on my life I will find us a new home.
你所有的愿望也都会实现的 And your every wish shall be granted.
我亲爱的 Mon amour.
你说法语 对我是多么致命的诱惑 French. You know what that does to me.
你可真狂野 Wild thing.
你让我的心 You make my heart...
我们撞了什么 We hit something!
他还好吗 Is he all right
不 他看起来完全疯了 No, he seems perfectly demented.
"精神病罪犯州立医院" "State Hospital for the Criminally Insane."
戈梅斯 Gomez.
那一定是个精神病院 That must be the asylum.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank goodness.
今晚有个像样的地方睡一觉了 A decent place to sleep for the night.
谢谢你 老伙计 请带路 Thank you, old boy. Lead the way.
精神病院
这里好安静 太安静了 It's quiet. Too quiet.
一定是淡季 Must be the off-season.
有人吗 Hello
没人在 There's no one here.
这里是被废弃的吗 Could it be abandoned
这里怕怕的 怪怪的 It's creepy. Kooky.
神神秘秘的 阴森森的 Mysterious. Spooky.
滚 出 去 Get out!
又可怕 It's hideous.
又恐怖 It's horrible.
这就是家了 It's home.
《亚当斯一家》
《中世纪刑具和发型》
十三年后
多么美妙的早晨 What a lovely morning!
有点本事 Nice try.
滚出去 Get out!
你早上喝咖啡前总是这么暴躁 Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee.
好点吗 Better
《小妇人》
勒奇 Lurch,
莫蒂西亚
戈梅斯
温斯蒂
帕格斯利
地牢
吃早餐了 it's time for breakfast.
小家伙 Thing.
让伊卡博德叫醒孩子们吧 Have Ichabod wake the children.
勒奇 你介意打扫一下房间吗 Lurch, would you mind dusting the house
慢点 艳后妖姝 Slowly, Cleopatra.
我可不想我最喜欢的非洲绞杀藤噎死 I wouldn't want my favorite African Strangler to choke.
好的 伊卡博德 我醒了 All right, Ichabod. I'm awake.
马上就不了 Not for long.
真成熟啊 帕格斯利 Real mature, Pugsley.
拜托 Oh, please.
你像我这么大的时候从没扔过斧子吗 You never threw an axe when you were my age
我当然扔过 但我从没扔偏过 Of course I did. I never missed.
真希望有点东西 How I wish something would liven up
能解解闷 this already tedious day.
谢谢你这么尽力 伊卡博德 Thanks for trying, Ichabod.
帕格斯利 Pugsley
帕格斯利 该练剑了 Pugsley! It's time for sword practice.
帕格斯利 Pugsley!
游戏开始了 Let the games begin.
帕格斯利来也 Here's Pugsley!
好的 儿子 够了 All right, son. That's enough.
这几天爆炸得真够快的 They blow up so fast these days.
别逼我上去 Don't make me come up there!
这是最后的警告 This is your last warning!
我的头 My head.
帕格斯利 我们本应该在练习你的剑术 Pugsley, we're supposed to be working on your swordplay.
你的玛祖卡长剑仪式再有两周就到了 Your Sabre Mazurka is two weeks away,
结果你几乎都没练过 and you've barely practiced at all.
错过了一次练习 有什么大不了的 So I missed one practice. What's the big deal
有什么大不了 The big deal
玛祖卡剑术仪式是一个年轻男子生命中 The Sabre Mazurka is the most important day
最重要的日子 in a young man's life.
它让你真正成为亚当斯家的人 It's what makes you an Addams.
那一天整个家族都会为你相聚 It's the day your entire family gathers around you
看看你生而为人的价值 and passes judgment on your worth as a human being.
听说和感恩节差不多 I hear it's like Thanksgiving.
但舞剑也太老套了 But swords are so old-fashioned.
我更适合当一个爆破专家 I'm more of a demolitions man.
玛祖卡仪式上不能有炸药 交出来 Explosives have no place in a Mazurka. Hand them over.
都交出来 All of them.
还有黄炸药 And the TNT.
还有M-80s[大型鞭炮] And the M-80s.
罗马蜡烛[烟花] 闪爆[烟花] 圣手手雷[投掷武器] Roman candles. Bang snaps. Holy Hand Grenades.
儿子 我们家族已经有13年没有团圆过了 Son, our family hasn't been all together in 13 years.
在这个特殊的日子里 They are coming from all over the world
大家从世界各地赶来看你 to see you on your special day.
我只是希望能一切顺利 I just want it to go perfectly.
好吧 老爹 我会练习的 All right, Pop. I'll practice.
这才乖嘛 That's my boy.
腐臭 Putrid.
可怕 Horrifying.
我要吃脾 I call spleen.
温斯蒂 Wednesday.
务必不要在桌子上留下墨水渍 Please, no ink stains on the table.
好的 妈妈 Yes, Mother.
戈梅斯 每一个受邀参加玛祖卡仪式的人 Gomez, everyone we've invited to the Mazurka
都威胁说一定来 has threatened to come.
我知道 是不是很棒 I know. Isn't it wonderful
整个亚当斯家族重聚一堂 All Addamses under one roof again.
很棒 但是他们住在哪儿呢 Yes, but where will everyone sleep
让勒奇把陵墓修缮一下 We'll have Lurch fix up the mausoleum.
就像露营一样 It'll be like sleepaway camp.
很好 亲爱的 Very well, darling.
菲斯特叔叔 Uncle Fester!
弟弟 Brother!
别担心 我没事 Don't worry, I'm okay.
玻璃窗缓冲了一下 The plate glass window broke my fall.
扭断 折磨 咆哮 赞 Rick'em, rack'em, roar'em, buzz
亚当斯自有亚当斯的套路 Addams is as Addams does
真高兴你来了 I am thrilled you're here!
我没迟到吧 I'm not late, am I
事实上 我们以为你要过两周才来 Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks.
所以我没迟到 So, not late.
很抱歉 亲爱的 I apologize, darling.
是我叫菲斯特早点来 You see, I asked Fester to come early
帮帕格斯利练习玛祖卡 to help Pugsley with his Mazurka practice.
不 不行 No! No!
坏喵喵 真是坏喵喵 Bad Kitty! That's a bad Kitty!
早知道你要来 If I'd known you were coming,
我就把地牢准备好了 I would have prepared the dungeon.
没关系 我可以睡在阁楼上 Please, don't worry. I'll sleep in the attic.
你甚至都感觉不到我在这里 You won't even know I'm here.
我在好多人的家里这么练习过了 I've practiced that move in a lot of people's homes.
叔叔 Uncle,
你能告诉我们门外的世界吗 can you tell us what's beyond the gate
你为什么要这么问呢 宝贝 Why ever would you ask that, dear
我之前在雾里听到了奇怪的声音 I heard a strange noise in the fog earlier,
我想调查一下 and I should like to investigate.
外面只有无聊的沼泽地 There's nothing out there but boring marshland.
肯定有东西的 There must be something.
我们从来没离开过这里 We never go anywhere.
也许我们错过了数不清的恐怖 Who knows the untold horrors we're missing out on.
宝贝 我们需要的恐怖都在这里了 Darling, we have all the horror we need, right here.
菲斯特叔叔想去哪里都行 Uncle Fester can go wherever he likes.
其实也不是哪里都行 Now, now, there are some restrictions.
我不能去购物中心 You know, I can't go to the mall,
动物园 或者大楼里 or a zoo, or a building...
等你长大了 When you're older,
你就可以随心所欲地旅行了 you can travel to your heart's content.
但是现在 你待在家里比较安全 But for now, it's safer for you here.
苏格拉底 过来 Socrates, come.
南美洲 欧洲 中国 South America, Europe, China,
亚洲 非洲的大部分地区 Asia, most parts of Africa.
我倒是可以去南极洲 I'm allowed in Antarctica!
家庭 艺术 园艺
您正在收看的是"家庭 艺术 园艺"频道 You're watching Home, Art and Garden television.
HAG电视台
世界这么大 到处都是 The world's a big place, full of poor souls
分不清木板搭接和某个手表品牌的可怜人 who don't know the difference between shiplap and Shinola.
我就是来帮忙的 Well, I'm here to help.
我会将你无趣的生活空间 I take your uninspired living space
变成梦想中的完美宫殿 and turn it into the perfect palace of your dreams.
无论你的设计理念多么过时 我都可以帮助你 No matter how outdated your design sense, I can help you.
我唯一的缺点 My only flaw
就是有时候我考虑过于周到了 Sometimes I care too much.
我是玛歌·尼德勒 I'm Margaux Needler,
现在要开始新一期的《屋彩斑斓》 and I'm about to stage a Design Intervention!
玛歌的屋彩斑斓
欢迎预定 You're welcome in advance.
今天 我们要为我们最大的项目 Today, we're putting the finishing touches
做最后的润色 on our biggest project yet.
同化镇 Assimilation.
我们改造的不仅是一座房子 We didn't just make over a house.
欢迎来到同化镇
还有整个小镇 We made over a whole town!
两周后 在季终的直播中 And in just two weeks, on our live season finale,
你就可以在同化镇中 you will be able to buy
买一间属于自己的房子 your very own piece of Assimilation.
没错 That's right!
这在《屋彩斑斓》节目中也是前所未有的 In a Design Intervention first,
我们会将整个社区挂牌出售 we are putting a whole neighborhood up for sale.
这就是你在梦想之城 This will be your chance to purchase the house of your dreams
购买梦想之家的机会 in the town of your dreams!
听起来不错吧 我也这么觉得 Sounds good I thought so.
欢迎到同化镇来，邻居们 Welcome to Assimilation, neighbor.
欢迎来到同化镇
由"邻家有眼"赞助播出
本节目由"邻家有眼"赞助播出 This program brought to you by Neighborhood Peeps.
你的邻居们正在收看 Your neighbors are watching!
收工 And, we're out!
很好 很完美 Love it. Perfect.
可以准备彩排了 Let's set up for the walk-through.
玛歌 你觉得怎么样 Margaux, did that feel good to you
不怎么样 格伦 No, Glenn.
我们需要更多的气球和彩纸屑 We need more balloons, more confetti.
-收到 -我们卖的是什么 - Roger that. - What are we selling here
是大梦想 你知道怎么实现大梦想吗 Big dreams. You know how you get big dreams
要靠爆炸的收视率 With big ratings.
-懂了 -气球的数量要翻倍 - Got it. - Double the balloons.
我还要五彩纸屑漫天飞舞起来 And I want a blizzard of confetti.
我需要纸屑多到 I want so much confetti
埋住了小孩子还要警察来找 that we need snow patrols to find lost children.
我把自己的家装帝国都压在这个小镇上了 I bet my home improvement empire on this town.
必须把每一户都卖出去 Every house must sell
否则我们就要破产了 or we're out of business!
-一切必须做到完美 -妈妈 - It's got to be perfect! - Mom!
你绝对不会相信 You're never gonna believe this.
怎么了 帕克 What is it, Parker
我在山上发现了一座让人毛骨悚然的豪宅 I found a creepy mansion up on the hill!
我很欣慰你到处去探索 帕克 I'm so glad you're exploring, Parker,
但我现在没时间聊天 宝贝 but I don't have time to talk right now, sweetheart.
妈妈要去帮助人们 Mama needs to help people.
我就需要帮助 难道我不是人吗 I need help. Aren't I people
真聪明 Oh, you're cute.
你今天下午不是有青春洋溢啦啦队训练吗 Don't you have Chipper 'N' Cheer practice this afternoon
快去吧 宝贝 Run along, honey.
好了 格伦 我们期望能卖出去的有多少户 Now, Glenn, what are the numbers we're expecting
-如果考虑到 -妈妈 - Well, if you look here... - Mom!
左一点 上一点 Left a bit. Up a bit.
再下一点 Now, down a bit.
完美 Perfect.
三 二 一 And three, two, one...
你害我射偏了 You made me miss!
你没看到我瞄准了多长时间吗 Do you know how long it took for me to set this up
听着 帕格斯利 Look, Pugsley...
你的玛祖卡仪式就要到了 但你还没准备好 Your Mazurka's coming up, and, well, you're not ready.
虽然只有我看穿了这一点 Even if I am the only one who sees it.
所以 集中注意力 So, pay attention,
也许你能挺过去的 and you might actually get through this.
等等 Wait.
你准备帮我吗 You're going to help me
为什么 Why
因为你是我的弟弟 Because you are my brother.
而且 我 爱 你 And... I love you.
好吧 你打算怎么帮我 All right. How are you gonna help me
你看见那个洞了没 You see that hole over there
站到它旁边去 Go stand beside it.
这个洞 That hole
就是这个洞 That hole.
我没明白 I don't get it.
亲爱的 不是想要批评你 Darling, not to criticize,
但是真的不能更紧了吗 but is that really as tight as you can make it
抱歉 戈梅斯 I'm sorry, Gomez.
我就是一直惦记着要准备玛祖卡仪式 I'm just a bit preoccupied with the Mazurka preparations.
我也是 Oh, I am as well!
恐怕帕格斯利过于自信了 I fear Pugsley is overconfident
没有真的明白 and doesn't truly understand
这项传统的重要性 the importance of this tradition.
各位 好消息 帕格斯利死了 Good news, everybody. Pugsley's gone.
温斯蒂 我熟悉你这种语气 Wednesday, I know that tone of voice.
把你弟弟挖出来 快去 Dig up your brother. At once.
你这是在削弱家族基因库 You're weakening the gene pool.
等一下 Hold on.
你拿的什么 What do you have there
不确定 但我喜欢 I'm not sure. I like it.
它太 It's so...
怎么说来着 What's the word
悲伤的反义词 The opposite of sad
亲爱的 把它给我 Darling, bring that to me.
奇怪 通常这玩意儿都会 Strange, there's usually a murderous clown
绑在一个凶残的小丑上 attached to the other end of these.
温斯蒂 别动 Wednesday, don't move!
以一切邪念恶行之名 这是什么 What, in the name of all that is unholy, is that
吃起来像棉花糖 It tastes like cotton candy.
你怎么知道棉花糖的味道 How do you know what cotton candy tastes like
蒂什 那是在我年轻的时候 Tish, it was my youth.
我犯了错 I made mistakes.
温斯蒂 这个粉东西到底从哪来的 Wednesday, wherever did this pink thing come from
从外面 Outside.
到处都是 They're everywhere.
从没见过这么怪异的天气 Strangest weather system I've ever seen.
这是什么 What is that
从哪儿来的 Where's it coming from
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
浓雾 要散开了 The fog, it's lifting.
这只可能是 Well, that would only happen if...
有人把沼泽抽干了 Someone drained the marsh.
但是谁干的呢 But who
一个城镇 这可不妙 A town. This is not good.
我们一定要赶紧过去 We must go down there
做个自我介绍 and introduce ourselves at once.
今天可真是越来越劲爆 This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive.
我们继续排练吧 好吗 Let's keep going with the run-through, okay
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
非常高兴向你们展示我的房子 I'm so delighted to show you my house.
你们也能有个类似的 You can own one just like it,
只不过没这么大啦 just less large.
烛台 皇冠装饰线 Sconces, crown molding.
接着就看到了我所说的超贵气客厅 Which leads us to what I call the Salon de Grande.
镜头穿过这里 转一圈 Cross here, turn,
然后说些类似于 and then say something like,
"现在 在观赏这一景色之前 "Now, before I show you this view,
去古董店里 Go to an antique store,
买把椅子 然后重装个椅面 Buy a chair, and reupholster it.
因为你们会想坐在此处欣赏这一幕" Cause you're gonna wanna sit down for this."
什么 怎么了 What What's the matter
我的天啊 怎么回事 For heaven's sake, what's going on
我牙上粘东西了吗 什么啊 Do I have something in my teeth What is it
一个怪兽雕塑都没有 Not a single gargoyle.
或许这并不是件坏事 Maybe this isn't such a bad thing.
我们与世隔绝有一阵了 We have been isolated here for a while.
真希望自己能在这里住到死 I could really see myself dying here.
乖乖的哦 喵喵 Play nice, Kitty.
没人张牙舞爪地冲向我们 Well, no one is running at us with torches and pitchforks,
这算是个加分项 so that's a plus.
亲爱的 我觉得我们毋需 You know, darling, I don't think we'll need
让全家人住在陵墓般的阴森之处 to put the family in the mausoleum.
他们可以待在这里 They can stay here!
家里人绝对住不惯的 The family would never be comfortable.
这地方还要过好多年才会生锈腐烂 It will be years before rust and decay set in.
你好哇 How you doing
这也太 不一样了 It's all so... different.
帕格斯利 别喝光 Pugsley, don't drink it all.
这位先生也想电来点呢 This gentleman wants some, too.
先生 没关系 Sir, it's all right.
他已经喝够了[他的疫苗都打了] He's had all his shots!
真是神经兮兮的 What a nervous man.
来吧 蒂什 在这里溜达溜达 Come on, Tish, let's explore the neighborhood.
我要进这里拜访片刻 I'm gonna pop in here for two minutes
一会儿城市广场见 好吗 and I'll meet you in the town square. Agreed
很好 亲爱的 Very well, darling.
日安 各位 Good day, all.
请大家继续享用咖啡 Don't let me interrupt your cup of joe
该做什么也别耽搁 or whoever you have in there.
除了"最真挚的祝福"还有什么更黑暗更苦涩的 So, what's dark and bitter here other than yours truly
我们这有马达加斯加翡翠圆豆咖啡 We have the Madagascar Emerald Peaberry,
由夏日天竺薄荷烘焙而成 in a summer patchouli roast.
带有橡木 樱桃和瑜伽的香气 It has notes of oak, cherry, and yoga.
我想要点更烈的 You know, I'm looking for something a bit stronger.
让我试试那个 Let me try that.
莫蒂西亚 你得尝尝这些咖啡渣 Morticia, you have to try these coffee grounds.
颗粒研磨得特别好 They have a wonderful grit!
等等 我听到了什么 Just a moment, what am I hearing
这是我们的乐土 This is where we all belong, yeah
齐聚一堂无拘束 Everybody come together
笑语欢歌 嘻哈热舞 Sing our song, sing our song
生活完美烦恼无 Life is really perfect
我们是个大家庭 We are one big family, yeah
生活小康我看行 Everything is so much better
兄弟姐妹一家亲 When I'm like you and you're like me
别人的生活你憧憬 What's so great about being yourself
活出你人生才算赢 When you can be like everyone else
这可真是恐怖到家了 That is absolutely horrible!
别无选择 易入乐土 It's easy to be happy when you have no choice
没错 别无选择 易入乐土 Yes, it's easy to be happy when you have no choice
等等 除非我猜错了 Hold on, unless I miss my guess here,
我想这应该算音乐 I believe that is supposed to be music.
他们以自己最传统的歌曲 They're greeting us
欢迎我们 with one of their traditional songs.
那我们也应该这么做 Well, then, we ought to do the same.
好主意 菲斯特 Wonderful idea, Fester.
团结携手 互帮互助 Isn't it great when we are all together
再说一遍 直至信服 Say it again until you believe it
我相信 I believe it
我们相信 We believe it
向你脱帽致敬 I'd tip my hat to you
举止如此得体 I'd do just that
想对你致敬 但无帽可脱 Take it right off for you, but I haven't got a hat
毛头小子如我 诚意可鉴天地 I'm just a college boy, even at that
向你脱帽致敬 但我无帽可脱 I'd tip my hat to you But I haven't got a hat
怎么了 我做了什么 What What'd I do
太没礼貌了 How rude.
戈梅斯 我们该回家了 Gomez, we should return home.
莫蒂西亚 这里不是以前的那个地方 Morticia, this is not the old country.
确实 这些人有点奇特 True, these people are a little different.
但本质上 我们都一样 But deep down, we're all the same.
我们应该给他们个机会 We have to give them a chance.
试着了解他们 Get to know them.
我们要赢得他们的认可 We have to win them over.
"赢得他们的认可" "Win them over"
早上好 邻居 Well, good morning, neighbor!
我是玛歌·尼德勒 Margaux Needler.
我是戈梅斯·亚当斯 乐意效劳 Gomez Addams. At your service.
我的妻子 莫蒂西亚 My wife, Morticia.
幸会 Charmed.
我们的孩子 温斯蒂和帕格斯利 Our children, Wednesday, Pugsley.
以及我的弟弟 菲斯特 And my brother, Fester.
你好 邻居 Hey, neighbor!
我们能直接看进你家的窗户 You know, we can see right into your windows
很高兴 呃 见到你 Nice to, uh, meet you.
作为邻居 我想给你们提供 As your neighbor, I'd like to offer you
一个千载难逢的好机会 the opportunity of a lifetime.
你们想不想免费享受 How'd you like a free home makeover
世界著名室内设计师的房屋大改造 from a world-renowned interior designer
这将是个挑战 It will be a challenge,
但我能在极短时间里让你们的房子美出新高度 but I can beautify that old house of yours so fast,
绝对让你们惊得晕头转向 it'll make your head spin.
我不是吹 I don't wanna brag,
我的头已经转向了 看 but mine already does that. Look.
我倒想看看这个整容脸女人葫芦里卖的什么药 I should like to see what this plastic woman has to offer.
好吧 什么时候方便到访 Yes, well... When is a good time to stop by
事实上 尼德勒小姐 Actually, Ms. Needler...
亲爱的 Darling...
随时欢迎你来 Stop by anytime you'd like.
太棒了 就这么定了 Oh, wonderful! Then it's settled.
明天一大早 我就登门拜访 I'll see you at your house, first thing tomorrow.
别跟我客气啦 谢谢 You're welcome in advance! Ta!
那个女人看起来精神有点疯癫 That woman seems deranged.
她的脸让我想起死亡面具 Her face reminds me of a death mask.
"癫狂" "Deranged"
"死亡面具" "Death mask"
你要是告诉我她还有口臭 You tell me she's got halitosis,
我下一秒就去把她娶回家 and I'm hearing wedding bells!
帕格斯利 这是亚当斯家族的佩剑 Pugsley, this is the Addams family saber.
三百年间 亚当斯人 300 years of Addams
拿着这把剑跳玛祖卡舞 have danced the Mazurka with this blade.
得让我看到你准备好了才行 Only when you've shown me you're ready.
你爸爸是亚当斯家族史上最棒的剑客 Your father was the greatest swordsman in Addams history.
他的玛祖卡舞堪称传奇 His Mazurka was the stuff of legends.
别有压力 So no pressure!
都在这里了 It's all right here,
在这本玛祖卡舞指南里 in the Mazurka handbook.
每个亚当斯人都要经历这一仪式 Every Addams performs this rite of passage
来证明自己已准备好保卫家族 to show that you're prepared to defend your family.
听起来容易 但相信我 这很疯狂 It sounds easy, but believe me, it's insane!
菲斯特 递给他 Fester, hand him
牙牙学语宝宝训练剑 the goo-goo-ga-ga baby training sword.
老爸 Pop
有没有人把玛祖卡仪式挂掉了 Has anyone ever failed the Mazurka
有一个 你三堂哥赞德 Once. Your third cousin, Xander.
从没听说过他 Never heard of him.
这就对了 Exactly.
音乐 Music!
有人来了 There's someone at the door.
朋友们 我要进入恐怖豪宅了 Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion.
如果半小时后没我消息 派人来救我 If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup.
是你们按门铃吗 You rang
好吧 我不去了 Yeah, no.
人生苦短 再见 Life's too short. See ya!
早上好 猫咪 Good morning, Kitty.
欢迎 尼德勒女士 Greetings, Ms. Needler.
早上好 但愿我没打扰你们 Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time.
非常打扰 进来吧 The worst. Do come in.
格伦 Glenn
欢迎来到我们社区 Welcome to the neighborhood.
谢谢 Thank you.
天啊 Oh, my!
准备好让玛歌给你们大改造了吗 Are you ready for your Margaux makeover
准备好了 Quite.
帕格斯利都期待得爬上墙了 Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation.
不错不错 Well, well, well!
我们参观一下吧 好吗 Let's take a look around, shall we
你不用谢我 别客气 And before you say anything, you're welcome.
好了 如果我们想要更现代的感觉 Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look,
这些壁式烛台得拆了 well, these sconces have to go.
这些烛台是去世亲戚的礼物 The sconces were a gift from dead relatives.
如果我们拆了 If we get rid of them,
他们下次来拜访时会很伤心的 they'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit.
与wine cellar酒窖同音
这里是我们的抱怨窖 And this is our whine cellar.
我们收藏了很多抱怨 We have a lovely collection of whines.
-要到了吗 -我想吃冰淇淋 - Are we there yet - I want ice cream!
鳄梨吐司卖完了是什么意思 What do you mean you're out of avocado toast
这个桶让我看起来好胖 This barrel makes me look fat.
这是我们的无底洞 And here's our bottomless pit.
我们要怎么过去 How do we get across
稍等 One moment.
我们管这叫[蜘蛛]网上冲浪 We call this surfing the web.
好吧 Well!
我好怕 I'm scared.
我好怕怕 I'm so scared.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
我怕到不敢闭眼 I'm scared to close my eyes.
我怕到不敢睁眼 I'm scared to open them.
这个小玩意怎么能塞得下这么多人 How do all those people fit in that little contraption
我的梳妆镜一次只能囚禁14个灵魂 My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time.
你连手机都没有吗 Uh, you don't have a cell phone
真奇怪 That's weird.
我也许没有手机 I may not have a cell phone...
但你不也没有十字弩 Well, you don't have a crossbow,
我还以为人手一把呢 and I thought everybody had one of those.
我叫温斯蒂 My name is Wednesday.
好吧 Okay.
我叫帕克 你住在这多久了 I'm Parker. How long have you lived here
住了一辈子 漫长无尽的一辈子 My whole life. Which seems endless.
我在学校没见过你 I've never seen you at school.
我上的是笼中校 I'm cage-schooled.
-什么意思 -非常无聊 - Excuse me - It's terribly dull.
但我妈妈非要我上 But my mother insists.
我现在其实是在挣脱牢笼 I'm actually cutting cage right now.
好吧 Okay.
你们学校怎么样 So, what happens at your school
不怎样 就是朋友互相攻击 Not much, just friends turning on each other.
女生们让其他女生自卑 Girls making other girls feel bad about themselves.
典型的初中生活 Typical junior high stuff.
真有趣 Intriguing.
什么人都可以去你们学校吗 Can anyone go to your school
应该吧 但谁想来 I guess so. But who'd want to
温斯蒂 Wednesday!
射得好 Great shot!
亚当斯先生和夫人 Mr. And Mrs. Addams,
要让这里变完美其实只需几步 there's really not much to do to make this place perfect.
我们只要拆掉侧墙 All we have to do is pull down the side walls,
顺便拆掉另外两堵墙 and then also break down the other two walls.
再拆掉天花板 Open up the ceiling by breaking it irreversibly.
还要把这脏兮兮的地板也拆了 Just get this nasty little floor out of the way,
就可以了 只要这小小的改动 and there you go. With just those little touches...
停 马上停下 Stop! Right there!
别再碰任何东西 Don't touch another thing!
太棒了 It's perfect.
真有你的 尼德勒女士 Ms. Needler, you have a gift.
好消息是 改造团队上午就能过来 The good news is I can have a makeover crew up here
立刻挥锤开工 and swinging hammers first thing in the morning.
你们觉得呢 What do you say
我们以为这就完了呢 We thought you were finished.
我们的家人两周后就都要过来了 Our whole family is coming in two weeks.
我们最后一期 Our finale!
我们最后一期节目也在两周后 Our finale is in two weeks.
多谢提醒 格伦 Thank you, Glenn.
谢谢你的提议 尼德勒女士 It's a gracious offer, Ms. Needler,
但你做得够多了 but you really have done enough.
我们儿子的玛祖卡仪式 你懂的 It's our son's Mazurka. You understand.
谢谢 Thank you.
米契不见了 Uh, we're missing Mitch.
米契在哪 Where's Mitch
滚 出 去 Get out!
米契是谁 Mitch who
戈梅斯 我就直说了 Gomez, I'll be blunt.
我那还有50套房子要卖 I have 50 houses to sell down there,
但他们都能看到你这不入流的房子 and their view of your property is, well, off-brand.
-50套房子 -是的 - Fifty houses - Yes.
知道吗 自从我们家 You know, ever since my family
被以前的国家赶了出去 was chased out from the old country,
我的梦想就是 my one dream has been
我们能有个家 to find a place we could call home.
他们要是看到同化镇 Once they see Assimilation,
我想他们会想永远留下来的 I think they'll want to stay for good.
感谢你的造访 曼布蕾 Thank you so much for coming by, Membrane.
是玛歌 It's Margaux!
好吧 玛歌 快跑 Well then, run, Margaux!
快跑 快跑 Run, run, run!
那个温斯蒂就是个怪胎 That Wednesday girl is a freak.
我们就要被怪胎大军入侵了 We're about to be invaded by a whole army of freaks.
需要帮助的人们却不愿接受帮助 It's tragic when people can't accept
真是可悲 the help they so badly need.
这种时候 And when that happens,
就需要另一种干预手段了 well, another kind of intervention is called for.
我同意 戈梅斯 I agree, Gomez.
要是全家都能搬过来 那真是梦想成真了 The whole family moving here would be a dream come true.
但我不相信那个玛歌 But I don't trust that Margaux woman.
她就是古怪了点 何不让她一试呢 亲爱的 She's an eccentric, darling, give her a chance.
"红莓蜜饯" "Rasp-berry preserves."
一定是某种有香味的防腐液 Must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.
温斯蒂 别拿你爸爸 Wednesday, practice your lurking
练习潜伏 on someone other than your father.
他太容易中招了 He's too easy.
这次好多了 Much better.
妈妈 爸爸 我有话跟你们说 Mother, Father, I'd like to speak with you.
你想说什么 我的小夜行者 What's on your mind, my little nightcrawler
今天下午我跟帕克聊了会天 I spoke with Parker this afternoon.
她是今天那会说话的塑料女人的女儿 She's the daughter of that talking mannequin who came by.
她说起一间公立学校 She told me about a communal school
所有街坊邻居的孩子都会去那 all the neighborhood children attend.
叫"初中" It's called "Junior high."
"初中" "Junior high"...
对对 我在变态心理学 Yes, yes, I have read about those
期刊上读到过 in my abnormal psychology journals.
任何年龄的人都可以入学 Anyone of age can enroll.
我觉得会对我有益 I think it would be good for me.
我觉得这是个好主意 Well, I think it's a capital idea.
那你在这的课程怎么办 What of your studies here
你的动物标本剥制学得挺好的呀 Your taxidermy is coming along so well.
妈妈 你真的要剥夺我 Mother, would you really deprive me
去折磨同龄孩子的机会吗 of the opportunity to torment children my own age
她说得有道理 Ah, she makes a point.
再说 温斯蒂去上学 What's more, with Wednesday in school,
我们就可以更了解这里的人了 we'd get to know the people here even better.
你觉得呢 妈妈 Well, Mother
同化镇中学
在学校玩得开心 亲爱的 Have a good day at school, dear.
尽力捣蛋 Do your worst!
我现在明白了 这是一间儿童监狱 Now I understand. This is a children's prison.
那是谁 Who's that
好吧 Great.
这是温斯蒂 This is Wednesday.
你们好 Hello.
嗨 帕克 Hey, Parker.
我给你带了点东西 I got something for ya.
一个发霉的三明治 A moldy sandwich
你捉弄人的水平下滑了 贝瑟妮 You're slipping, Bethany.
知道吗 你说得对 You know what You're right.
加点料升个级 Let's kick it up a notch.
你真是毫无幽默感 You have no sense of humor!
-你看见她的表情了吗 -看到了 - Did you see her face - I know.
贝瑟妮 是吗 Bethany, is it
别打我的人的主意 除非你准备好跟我斗了 Don't cut your eyes on my crew unless you're ready to dance.
你刚说什么 食尸鬼小妹 What did you say, little ghoul
别忘了给候选人投票
我觉得你还是没明白 I don't think you understand.
不是我被关在了你的地盘上 贝瑟妮 I'm not locked up in here with you, Bethany.
而是你 被困在了 我的手心里 You're locked up in here with me.
随你便 Whatever.
你干什么了 What did you do
你不该说那个的 You shouldn't have said that.
你没辙的 贝瑟妮太受欢迎了 There's nothing you can do. Bethany's way too popular.
人气转瞬即逝 Popularity is fleeting.
我倒想把我的目标 I prefer to set my sights
放在有挑战性的事情上 on something a little more challenging.
比如说 Like what
擒贼先擒王 The establishment.
让我来看看 今天该伪装成谁呢 Let's see. Who shall I be today
要不然就 How about...
雪莉·朗博顿 糖岭巷的 Ah, Shelly Longbottom, on Sugar Ridge Lane.
来自雪莉·朗博顿 发送至所有人 From Shelly Longbottom to everyone,
邻家有眼
有人能解释一下 为什么汉堡店不能用马克杯装汽水吗
别让你家的狗在我的草坪上"放飞自我"
今天有人看到超市的怪咖了吗
还有谁觉得不自然的发色应该被禁
咖啡店喝茶用的餐巾是不是不对
"你们听说 "Did you hear
亚当斯家的那些人了吗" 问号 About those Addams people" Question mark.
"有人告诉我说他们在30个州都被通缉了" "Someone told me they're wanted in 30 states."
你知道他们正在培育一个食人植物园吗 You know they're raising a garden of man-eating plants
而且是用我们的宠物喂它们 And feeding them our pets!
有人看到我的西施犬菲菲了吗 Has anyone seen my Shih Tzu Fee-fee
他们准备把我们都变僵尸 They're gonna turn us all into zombies.
他们到底是从哪来的 Where are they from anyways
这不重要 It doesn't matter!
显然他们不该在这里 It's obvious they don't belong here.
亲爱的 山上那些可怕的人 Honey! Oh, those awful people up on the hill.
他们甚至都不在"邻家有眼"里 They're not even on Neighborhood Peeps!
那还挺可疑的 Well, that's suspicious.
如果别人害怕 那我也会害怕 If other people are scared, then I'm scared.
我相信我读到的一切 I believe everything I read.
如果有人发了这个 If someone posted it,
那它就一定是真的 it must be true.
有一个这样的家庭在 You invite one family in,
就会有一群这样的家庭涌进来 then all the families come in.
你觉得我们应该展开调查吗 Do you think we should investigate
我头发都愁白了 I'm turning grey.
我担心孩子们 I'm worried for the children!
我们得和玛歌谈谈 We need to talk to Margaux!
温柔的鲍勃92: 我听说他们在训练野生动物来偷孩子
玛丽呆呆: 他们都不用"邻家有眼" "
把书翻到第43页 Open your books. Page 43.
按照说明去做 Follow the instructions.
-好恶心 -喔 - Yuck. - Oh.
我已经做过上千次了 I've done this thousands of times.
扳下开关 Flip the switch!
赐它生命吧 Give my creature life!
苏醒吧 苏醒吧 听我号令 苏醒吧 Live! Live, I tell you, live!
它是活的 它是活的 It's alive! It's alive!
我的天 我的亲娘姥姥 把它们弄走 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get them off me!
僵尸青蛙 Zombie frogs!
贝瑟妮变了样子 Bethany's changed her look.
很适合她 It suits her.
太棒了 太特么棒 Awesome. Totally awesome.
能欣赏到你的杰作 It is an honor...
是我们的荣幸 and a privilege...
和荣耀 to watch you work.
嘿 你想去商场逛逛吗 Hey. Do you wanna go to the mall
有何不可 我好久没见过一场像样的袭击了 Why not I haven't seen a good mauling in ages.
天色晚了 我很担心 It's late. I'm worried.
亲爱的 温斯蒂会没事的 Darling, Wednesday will be fine.
她可以照顾好自己 She can take care of herself.
我不是在担心温斯蒂 It's not Wednesday I'm worried about.
而是其他人 我们可能得提供一份不在场证明 It's the rest of them. We may need to provide an alibi.
我的宝 现在是游戏之夜 My love, it's game night.
温斯蒂马上就回来了 Wednesday will be home soon,
你为什么不加入我们呢 so why don't you come and join us
很好 F-6 Oh, very well. F-6.
帕格斯利 听到你妈妈说的了 Pugsley, you heard your mother.
引爆F-6 Blow F-6!
走你 Fire in the hole!
我是世界之王 I'm king of the world!
地角天涯 无论何方 Near, far, wherever...
太好了 Yes!
你击沉了我的泰坦尼克号 You sunk my battleship.
哈哈 干得漂亮 帕格斯利 Ha-ha! Well done, Pugsley!
大家好 我的丑人儿们 Hello, my uglies!
妈妈 我就觉得我身上痒痒的 Mother! I thought I felt my skin crawling!
奶奶 真是个惊喜 Grandma, what a surprise.
我以为你在布拉格 I thought you were in Prague.
我在过 I was!
他们抓到我走私动物园的鳄鱼 They caught me smuggling crocodiles out of the zoo.
但我逃出来了 凭一张嘴上了索马里海盗船 But I escaped and talked my way onto a Somali pirate ship.
我们加入了一场激烈的扑克牌局 We got into a heated poker game
我把他们洗劫一空 and I cleaned them out.
-骗还是抢 -二者兼有 - Cheating or robbery - Both!
永远记住 帕格斯利 Always remember, Pugsley,
如果没人发现 就不算欺骗 it ain't cheating if no one catches you.
我两个星期没洗澡了 I haven't bathed in two weeks. Ugh.
还是两个月来着 Or is it months
那倒是提醒我了 Ha! That reminds me.
猜猜我搞到了什么 帕格斯利 Guess what I've got, Pugsley
-糖糖 -太好了 - Candy! - Oh, yes!
但玛祖卡仪式还有一周才开始 But the Mazurka isn't for a week.
你怎么来这么早 Why are you here so early
戈梅斯说你办聚会需要些帮助 Gomez said you needed a little help with the party.
我说 我曾为我儿子筹备过他的玛祖卡仪式 And I said, I got my son ready for his Mazurka,
那么当然 我会给我的孙子搞一套一样的 so of course, I'm going to do the same for my grandson.
我爱他 I love him!
真的 是我叫她来的 It's true! I sent for her!
不敢相信你为了这件事麻烦你妈妈 亲爱的 I can't believe you bothered your mother with that, darling.
我也无法相信 Neither can I
他说你有太多事情要处理 He said you were in over your head.
谢谢你 妈妈 Thank you, Mother!
说你比以前任何时候都紧张 Said you were more tense than he's ever seen you.
我没那么说过 I didn't say that exactly.
你说过 你就是这么说的 Yes, you did. You said that exactly.
还说他很担心 Said he was worried
你会表情凝重 然后 you'd have a massive facial expression and...
我饿死了 我们吃饭吧 You know, I'm starving! Let's eat!
等温斯蒂回家再说 Not until Wednesday gets home.
我的孙女在哪呢 Where is that granddaughter of mine
我给她带了东西 I got something for her!
我的小乌云来了 Ah, there's my little storm cloud!
温斯蒂 Wednesday,
你去哪了 where have you been
别的地方 Elsewhere.
你戴的是什么 What are you wearing
帕克管这叫撞色 Parker calls it a pop of color.
我当然很喜欢一个脑袋上 While I certainly appreciate a horse
有根长矛的马 但这个颜色 with a spear through its head, the color is...
她说这颜色很衬我的笑容 She claims it brings out my smile.
温斯蒂 Wednesday,
你没有笑容 you don't have a smile.
事实证明你根本不了解我 Turns out I have a lot of things you don't know about.
我发现我来的正是时候 I see I got here just in time.
你叫我叫对了 戈梅斯 You were right to call, Gomez.
我会和她谈谈 把那个捕熊夹给我 I'll talk to her. Hand me that bear trap.
谢谢你 奶奶 Thank you, Grandma.
但我会处理这件事的 But I will handle this.
随便你 Ah, suit yourself.
等法比奥忙完了 When you're done with Fabio,
让他上楼来我房间 send him up to my room.
我的乖乖 Oh, boy!
温斯蒂 Wednesday.
你明天放学后想和我一起 How would you like to join me tomorrow
去墓地参加通灵茶会吗 after the school for tea and seance in the cemetery
是强制出席的吗 Is attendance mandatory
过来 我的小乌鸦 Come now, my little raven.
你小时候爱死这个了 You did so love it when you were younger.
你要我去我就去 妈妈 If you like, Mother.
睡个好觉 亲爱的 Sleep well, dear.
别忘了给你父亲晚安踹 Don't forget to kick your father good night.
《青春洋溢》
抓住他的心
你最喜欢的滤镜是什么 What's your favorite filter
不知道 I don't know.
不管用哪个我都是黑白的 I look black and white in all of them.
当我刚见到你的时候 You know, when I met you,
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我觉得你怪极了 I thought you were super weird.
但现在 我觉得你很酷 But now, I think you're really cool.
我同意 I concur.
你也不是完全没有优点 You're not completely devoid of merit yourself.
我想说 "谢谢你" I wanna say "Thank you"...
帕克·尼德勒
你昨天买的发卡在家里引起什么反应了吗 How'd that barrette you bought yesterday go over at home
事实上 我妈妈的反应 Actually, my mother's reaction was,
还挺令我意外的 well, unexpected.
她试着在接受 She was accepting.
这还令我挺失落的 It depressed me.
没人想见到自己的母亲那个样子 One never wants to see one's mother that way.
但我得承认 But I must admit,
打扮成那样招摇过市 walking around in something so garish, so grotesque...
我竟然挺喜欢 I was shocked how thrilling it felt.
我也想试试 I wish I could do that.
但我妈只准我穿成这样 But my mom makes me wear this stuff,
这真是太 and it's just so...
你是不是想说 I believe the word you're looking for is
"不幸" "Unfortunate."
我也想放肆一次 Ugh. I'd love to just go crazy
穿些惊世骇俗的衣服 and wear something that would shock her.
帕克 Well, Parker,
你可走运了 you're in luck.
你面前站着的就是惊骇女王 You happen to be talking to the queen of shock.
死亡 这边走
接通
妈 你好啊 Hello, Mother.
我的小宝贝呢 Where's my little wraith
温斯蒂还没到呢 Wednesday still hasn't arrived.
我们说好共聚通灵茶会的 We agreed to come up here for tea and seance,
结果她把我鸽了 and now it seems she stood me up.
莫蒂西亚 听得到吗 Morticia! Can you hear me
你弄错了 You're not doing it right.
-按住这个按钮 -我按了 我按了 - Press that button there. - I did! I did!
你听到卡哒声吗 Did you hear it click
-莫蒂西亚 -当你听到卡卡声 - Morticia! - It's supposed to be on
-就能说话了 -等等 我看到了 - when you hear the click. - Wait, I see something.
-按吧 -亲爱的 - You did it! - Hello, darling!
告诉我 我孙女呢 Now, where's my granddaughter
我刚刚说了 Just what I said.
我觉得她在疏远我 I think she's distancing herself from me.
跟我们这些弗朗普家的传统女子一样 She's wrapped in a black hole of emptiness and longing,
她现在深陷空虚与欲望的黑洞 like all of us Frump women.
-温斯蒂 是你吗 -不是 - Wednesday - It's not Wednesday!
-那是谁 -爸 是我啊 - Who's this - It's me, Father.
莫蒂西亚 Morticia
你怎么了 What's wrong with you now
这世界如此残酷 The world can be so cruel.
而她却一心埋头扎进去 And all she wants to do is run toward it.
她这一点很像你 She's a lot like you that way.
玛丽与比尔之墓
你对外界也曾好奇过 You wanted to see the world.
闯世界 被禁足 Find yourself. Serve time!
莫蒂西亚 听着 Listen, Morticia, remember the time
还记得你离家出走参加童子军那次吗 you ran away and joined the Girl Scouts
我们都担心你会误入歧途 We were so worried you were on a bad path.
不过等你发现 But when you found out that campfires
篝火用来烤棉花糖 而不是其他的童子军 were for roasting marshmallows and not other Girl Scouts,
你就厌倦地回家了 well, you got bored and you came home.
我们当时如释重负 We were so relieved.
相信温斯蒂 Trust Wednesday.
她心有明镜 跟你一样 Like you, she'll do the right thing.
谢了 爸爸 Thank you, Father.
我好受多了 That's most comforting.
不错 Good.
等等 Wait a second.
我什么时候死的 When did I die
20年前 20 years ago.
对了 忌日快乐 亲爱的 Oh, right. Happy anniversary, darling.
好了 帕格斯利 我们再来一次 All right, Pugsley, let's, uh, go through it again.
帕格斯利 你可以的 玛祖卡剑舞不算什么 You got this, Pugsley. This Mazurka's nothing.
你早餐吃的就是剑 You eat swords for breakfast.
你只不过是正式舞会前有点紧张罢了 You just got a case of pre-ball jitters.
它比你想的简单多了 It's way more common than you think.
如果玛祖卡剑舞跳超过四个小时 If a Mazurka lasts for more than four hours,
赶紧联系大夫 contact your doctor.
从头开始 音乐 From the top. Music!
帕格斯利 Pugsley,
老实说 I can honestly say
你真的跳得很棒 that was most definitely a thing you did.
有个问题 A question,
它到底叫什么名字 what in heaven's name was it
玛祖卡军刀舞 The Sabre Mazurka.
你知道吗 You know what
你已经练习的很努力了 You've been practicing hard.
今天就这样吧 Why don't we call it a day Hmm
孩子 去洗个澡吧 Hit the showers, kid.
练完了吗 So, we're finished
是的 Ah, yes.
没错 儿子 练完了 Yes, son. We are most certainly finished.
好 谢谢爸爸 Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop.
谢谢菲斯特叔叔 Thanks, Uncle Fester.
简直不堪入目 This is a complete disaster!
怎么会这样 How did this happen
他要在那么多人面前出洋相了 And he's going to make a fool of himself in front of everyone!
戈梅斯 冷静一下 Gomez, you gotta calm down!
还有一天的准备时间呢 There's still a day to get him ready!
菲斯特 给他一年时间都不够啊 Fester, a year wouldn't be enough to get him ready.
我辜负他了 菲斯特 I've failed him, Fester.
我想把他培养成亚当斯家族的男人 I tried to raise him to be an Addams, but
但我失败了 I failed.
他们不会放过他的 They're going to eat him alive.
我就喜欢这感觉 宝贝 I like it like that Ooh, baby
我就喜欢这感觉 I said I like it like that
我就喜欢这感觉 Ooh, baby, I like it like that
行了 谢谢你们 All right. Thank you.
祖母 我们已经有乐队了 Grandma, we already have a band.
他们可是太平间的大热组合 They came highly recommended from the mortuary.
我相信你的眼光 I'm sure they're good.
但是我姐姐斯兰姆来评判帕格斯利 My sister Sloom is going to be judging Pugsley.
如果事事不遵循旧制 And if things aren't done the traditional way,
她会挑毛病的 she won't be happy,
玛祖卡剑舞就完了 and the Mazurka could be a disaster!
但我懂什么呢 But what do I know
好吧 Fine.
太好了 我们有活了 Yay, we got the gig!
我们成功了 We got it!
噢 还有 Ah, one more thing...
有人在敲门 Oh, someone's at the door.
我去看看 I'd better go see who it is.
如果能从众的话 What's so great about being yourself
为什么要做个异类呢 when you can be like everyone else
别这样和你母亲说话 Do not speak to your mother that way.
你哪来的勇气穿成这样回家 How dare you enter this house like that.
等等 Wait,
你的纹身呢 where are your tattoos
痛苦
谢天谢地 Oh, thank the stars!
-你去哪了 -和帕克去玩了 - Where were you - Hanging out with Parker.
所以你通灵茶会才没来吗 Is this why you skipped tea and seance
祖父母到处找你 Your grandparents were trying to contact you.
我的老天 Holy Hades!
温斯蒂 你怎么被整成这个样子 Whoever did that to you, Wednesday,
对方一定也好不到哪去吧 I hope the other guy looks worse.
没人整我 这是我的新造型 Nobody did this to me. This is my new look.
喜欢吗 Do you like it
我讨厌透了 I do not like it.
所有人都知道荡妇才穿粉色 Everyone knows pink is a gateway color.
我要你别送她去公立学校 I warned you about sending her to public school.
别担心 Don't worry.
温斯蒂不会再去了 Wednesday is never going to that school again.
什么 What
她再也不准离开这屋子 In fact, she's never leaving this house again.
哇 她的眼神就快修炼出杀气了 Wow, that's some evil eye she's got there.
她这副死不瞑目的样子才学来的 No, that dead-eye stare is new.
我猜到她从哪学来的了 And I think I know where she got it.
伙计们 我换造型了 Hey, guys, this is me now.
喜欢就点赞 If you like it, hit "Like,"
不过我也不在乎 But who cares if you like it.
我开心就好 I'm living my truth.
帕克 Parker
-谁逼的你吗 -我自愿的 - Who did this to you - I did.
老妈 这是我的新造型 This is my new look, Mother.
从现在开始 I decided that from now on,
我决定我穿什么 I choose my clothes,
而不是你 not you.
一定是温斯蒂·亚当斯那个怪胎干的好事 Argh! This is that little creep Wednesday Addams' work!
她不是怪胎 She's not a creep.
她只不过和你不同罢了 She's just not like you.
你怎么就不能接纳人与人之间的差异呢 Why can't you ever let people be different
因为我的使命就是同化所有人 Because it's my calling to make everyone the same.
太亮了 我眼睛疼 Too bright! It burns!
那最好 让亮光驱逐异邪 Good! Maybe it'll burn away the weird!
我恨这里的一切 I hate it here!
所有东西都那么无聊 虚伪 明亮 Everything's boring and fake and bright,
就像这塑料花一样 like plastic flowers!
就像你一样 Like you!
帕克 塑料花永远不会凋谢 Parker! Plastic flowers live forever.
立刻回你房间去反省 Now, you go think about that in your room.
哦
不能再用社交媒体 With no social media.
别啊 其他惩罚都行 No! Please, no. Anything but that!
去把你那丧气的妆容清理干净 Now go wipe that depressing goop off your face.
你先 You first!
那些亚当斯家的人这次做得太过分了 Those Addamses have gone too far this time.
看来他们还需要更多的帮助 I think they're going to need a little more help.
同化镇 当前天气
邻家有眼
危险
你要去哪 Where are you going
一个朋友家 A friend's.
只有我囚禁人们 I hold people prisoner,
而没人能囚禁我 not the other way around.
祝你的玛祖卡剑舞表演顺利 Good luck with your Mazurka.
等等 Wait,
你要离家出走吗 you're leaving
那每天谁来折磨我 Who's gonna torment me every day
住在这房子里就够你受的了 Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need.
而且 爸妈说得很清楚 Besides, our parents have made it clear
想要融入这个家庭 that the only way to be accepted in this family
就得跟他们一样 is to be exactly like them.
我做不到这条规矩了 I can't play by those rules anymore.
再见 帕格斯利弟弟 Farewell, brother Pugsley.
明天 你就变成男人了 Tomorrow, you become a man.
而我就成了逃犯 And I become a fugitive.
我早就知道是这个结果 Always kinda knew it'd end up like this.
就是没想到这么快 Just didn't think it'd be so soon.
我不会忘记你的 帕格斯利 I'll never forget you, Pugsley!
但我会试着忘记 But I'll try.
帕格斯利 看到你姐姐了吗 Pugsley, have you seen your sister
她不在房间里 She's not in her room.
帕格斯利 温斯蒂在哪 Pugsley. Where's Wednesday
嘀嗒 嘀嗒 妈妈 Tick, tock, tick, tock, Mother.
你觉得好困 You're getting very sleepy.
帕格斯利 Pugsley...
她没有去她朋友家 She did not go to her friend's house.
她去她朋友家了吗 She went to her friend's house
再说一遍 她没有去她朋友... I repeat, she did not go to her friend's...
《Everybody Hurts》——R.E.M
当白昼漫长 When the day is long
而黑夜 And the night
黑夜你孤独一人 The night is yours alone
当你确信 已经厌倦 When you're sure you've had enough
这生活 Of this life
坚持 Hang on
不要失去自我 Don't let yourself go
每个人都会哭 'Cause everybody cries
绝不后悔
有时候 每个人 And everybody hurts
都会受伤 Sometimes
我要和你住一阵子 I shall be staying with you for a while.
每个人都会受伤 Everybody hurts
如果还不成功 If this doesn't work,
下一栋要拆的房子就是你家 the next house we flip is gonna land on you.
马蒂 听我说 Marty, listen to me.
明天的大结局会是你们电视台 Tomorrow, our finale will be the biggest half hour
史无前例的半小时 your network has ever aired.
只有一件事要担心 There's just one more thing to take care of.
最好是精彩 否则你就别想 This better be good or you won't be able
再接到活儿 to get a job as a doormat.
行 行 行 Yes, yes, yes.
我会把那一家人掀翻 I intend to bring the house down.
《Drop It Like It's Hot》——Pharrell Williams, Snoop Dogg
当混蛋来你家 When the pimp's in the crib ma
甩了这麻烦 甩了这麻烦 Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot
甩了这麻烦 Drop it like it's hot
当蠢货来找你 When the pigs try to get at you
甩了这麻烦 甩了这麻烦 Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot
要是黑人较起真 And if a nigga get a attitude
甩了这麻烦 甩了这麻烦 Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot
甩了这麻烦 Pop it like it's hot
我抱着美女 倒了杯香槟 I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
点了根大麻 因为好戏要上演 And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on
你敲门吗 You rang
表兄 你来了 It. Cousin. You made it!
请进 别拘束 Please, come in. Make yourself at home.
她把我的手机藏哪儿了 Where did she hide my phone
我已经快三天 I haven't been able
没有上传我的午餐照了 to post a photo of my lunch in almost three days!
那里面去过了吗 And what about in there
那是我妈妈的手工室 That's my mom's crafting room.
谁都不准进 No one is allowed in there.
那手机就在里面 Then that's where it is.
奇怪 Weird.
隐藏的深渊 Hidden depths.
这是什么 What is this
哈尼先生在做三明治 There's Mr. Haney making a sandwich.
还有个人要给他的猫穿燕尾服 And that guy trying to put a tiny tuxedo on his cat.
-别动 -那是弗林先生 - Sit still! - That's Mr. Flynn.
你怎么这么难搞 Why are you being so difficult
我是想让你帅一点 Trying to make you look handsome.
我赌猫赢 My money's on the cat.
那是教我们科学的格雷夫利老师 And there's our science teacher, Ms. Gravely,
她把内衣放进了冰箱 putting her underwear in the freezer
我妈妈肯定给所有的房子 My mom must have built hidden cameras
都装了针孔摄像机 into all of the houses.
-她真是个神经病 -帕克 - She really is psycho. - Parker!
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mom.
我们在找你呢 We were just looking for you.
手工室的规矩我怎么和你说的 What have I told you about Mommy's crafting room
很抱歉这么做 但规矩就是规矩 Sorry to do this, but standards must be upheld.
帕克 总有一天你会明白 而温斯蒂 Parker, someday you'll understand, and, Wednesday...
算了 帕克你会懂的 Well, anyway, Parker.
我妈妈有个密室 还有个禁闭室 My mom has a lair and a jail
我就知道应该和爸爸住 I knew I should have picked to live with my dad.
我们要上电视了 We're gonna be on TV!
我们要出名了吗 Are we gonna be famous
格伦 你想拍点什么 Glenn, what do you want in the frame
好了 大家听好 Okay, everyone, listen up.
这是最终集的最后一次彩排 It's the last run-through before the finale,
我们最后再过一遍 好吗 so let's try this one last time, okay
我们要从城镇广场拍到凉亭 We're gonna shoot across the town square to the gazebo
玛歌会在那儿闪亮登场 where Margaux will make her grand entrance.
所以大家要一直朝这边走 So everyone will be walking this direction
穿过广场 across the square.
朱迪 你从这里开始 Judy, you start here,
肯 你跟着朱迪 Ken, you're gonna follow Judy.
你可以站在这儿 You can stand right here and...
这附近有洗手间吗 Uh, is there a bathroom nearby
玛歌 他们来了 Margaux, they're here!
你在说什么 What are you talking about
他们来了 They're here!
亚当斯一家 The Addams family!
抱歉 Pardon me.
对不起 Excuse me.
我们要怎么办 What are we gonna do
格伦 老样子 帮助人们 What we always do, Glenn. Help people.
"亚当斯怪物们今晚 "The Addams monsters are planning
打算袭击这个小镇" 感叹号 to attack the town tonight!" Exclamation point.
"现在玛歌家见" "Meet at Margaux's house now."
哈喽 亚当斯 我们来了 Salutations, Addams. We're here!
牵牛花 我喜欢你的发型 Petunia, I love what you've done with your hair.
谢谢 我前段时间才修的 Thanks, I just had it mowed.
请进 别太随意 Please, come in. Make yourself uncomfortable.
洋葱叔叔 Uncle Onion!
-好久不见 -你好 - It's been so long! - Voila!
对 见到你真失望 Yes, so disappointed to see you.
你总是让我流泪 Ah, you always manage to bring a tear to my eye!
欢迎 火博士 你好呀 Greetings, Dr. Flambe! How you doing
-我激动得要着了 -太好了 - I'm on fire! - Good!
这个派对一定火花四溅 This party's gonna be lit!
软泥姨妈 Ah, Auntie Sloom.
软泥姨妈 Auntie Sloom!
你就像一桶核废料一样光芒四射 You are as radiant as a barrel of nuclear waste.
那个小鬼在哪 Where is the boy
帕格斯利 Pugsley
你在那儿 Ah, there you are.
下来和姨妈打招呼 Come down and say hello to your Auntie Sloom
戈梅斯 这个传统可不能小视 Gomez, this tradition is not to be taken lightly.
我相信这孩子受过正规训练 I trust that the boy has been properly trained.
没错 等你看到我们... Yes, once you see how we've...
玛祖卡剑舞要在新泽西跳已经够糟糕的了 It's bad enough this Mazurka is taking place in New Jersey.
废渣在哪儿 我渴了 Now, where are the dregs I'm thirsty.
你们看到他们了 You've seen them!
在"邻家有眼"里也听说了 You've heard the stories on Neighborhood Peeps!
亚当斯一家不是人类 他们是怪物 Those Addams aren't people, they're monsters!
如今 他们成群结队 And now, there's an infestation of them!
要来毁灭我们美丽的社区 They're here to destroy our beautiful community
把这里变成一个 and turn it into a place
《屋彩斑斓》也拯救不了的地方 that no Design Intervention can save!
赶走亚当斯一家 Addams aren't wanted here!
他们是怪物 都是怪物 They're monsters! They're all monsters!
我们得先下手 We need to destroy them first!
谁和我一起 Who's with me
一个小时内 同化镇的事情 We'll be revealing Assimilation
还有你们所有人都会上电视 and all of you to our audience in just an hour.
这是我们最后能帮助这些人的机会 Our last chance to help these people is now.
比尔 约翰 你们那个可爱的弹弓还在吗 Bill, John, do you still have that lovely catapult
当然有 Yes, we do!
你确定吗 Are you sure about this
不能让他们毁了我们的社区 We can't let them ruin our neighborhood!
大家上啊 Let's do it!
我要他们离开 I want them out!
除了我 没有人可以折磨我的家人 No one torments my family but me.
借你发卡一用 Hair clip, please.
好 Okay.
囚禁之校入门课程 Cage school 101.
他最好准备好了 He'd better be ready
-否则斯兰姆老姨会把他头拧掉 -他个头真小 - or Auntie Sloom will have his head! - He looks very small.
他可有大事要忙了 That kid's got some big shoes to fill.
我真心希望他准备好了 I certainly hope the boy's ready.
我可不会轻易让他过关 Well, I'm not going easy on him.
当心 Heads up.
艾尔特 你有点"平平"无奇啊 Hey, Alto, you're flat.
斯兰姆 Sloom.
-姐姐 -亲爱的 我... - Sister. - Darling, I...
我知道咱俩上次见面 I know the last time we saw each other,
打得相当难看 we had that horrible fight.
我只是想真诚地告诉你 And I just wanted to tell you, from the bottom of my heart,
是我赢啦 幸亏我耍了阴招 I won that fight! And I was glad I cheated!
你赢了吗 还是这么输不起 一点没变 You won Still a sore loser, as always!
我要和你再打一场 就在这儿 就此刻 I want a rematch! Right here! Right now!
斯兰姆姨妈 要帮你拿点吃的吗 Auntie Sloom Can I get you anything
玛祖卡仪式什么时候开始 When's the Mazurka
快了 快了 Soon, soon.
我们的女儿温斯蒂还没回来 Our daughter Wednesday isn't here yet.
如果你女儿不能按时到场 If your daughter can't be on time,
那就别等她了 then we will begin without her!
没问题 斯兰姆姨妈 Very well, Auntie Sloom.
各位 注意了 各位 Attention, please. Attention!
万众瞩目的一刻到了 The hour is upon us.
请就坐 Places!
我们今日相聚来见证犬子 帕格斯利·亚当斯 We gather today to witness my son, Pugsley Addams,
表演他的玛祖卡剑舞 perform his Sabre Mazurka.
首先 他将诵读《恐怖》一书中 He will begin with a reading from the Terror,
纪念我们沙场怒吼的内容 which commemorates our cries in battle.
呼啸式
尖叫式
现在 变成真正的男人 And now, the transition into manhood.
胡须式
现在 玛祖卡剑舞 And now, the Sabre Mazurka.
站着别动 Hold still.
亚当斯胡须 The Addams mustache.
这下你是真的准备好了 Now you're ready.
帕格斯利 Pugsley
我放弃 I give up.
我做不到 老爹 I can't do it, Pop.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我让你失望了 I let you down.
你没有让我失望 帕格斯利 You haven't let me down, Pugsley.
是我让你失望了 I let you down.
我只顾着按照传统做事 I was so focused on doing things the traditional way,
却忘了让你活出自己的样子 I forgot to let you be who you are.
现在准备好接受玛歌大改造了吗 Are ya ready for your Margaux makeover now
是玛歌 It's Margaux.
她肯定是把整个镇的人 She must have turned the whole town
都变成了胡言乱语的疯子 into stark raving lunatics.
我得承认 我佩服她有这本事 Well, I have to admit, I admire her work.
动手吧 Let's do this thing!
炮弹已经卡住上膛了 玛歌 It's locked and loaded, Margaux.
把他们拿下 我们受够了 Let's go get 'em! We've had enough!
开炮 Fire!
滚 出 去 Get out!
帕格斯利 Pugsley!
玛祖卡的真谛是什么 What is the true meaning of the Mazurka
是保护家人 It's about protecting our family
抵御外敌 from those who would do us harm!
去吧 给他们看看你真正的技术 Go ahead. Show 'em what you're good at.
我们把侧墙炸塌就大功告成 All we have to do is pull down the side walls!
《My Family》——Migos, Karol G, Snoop Dogg, Rock Mafia
你可不该惹上我 You shouldn't mess with me
你也不想惹上我 You don't want to mess with me
因为你把我惹火 'Cause if you mess with me
我的家人会挺我 You're messing with my family
所有人 跟着我儿子冲 Everyone, follow my boy!
各位 Hey, guys!
你以为我们都疯魔 You might think that we are all loco
可我们要火到日不落 But this family about to go global
开火 Fire!
屁股开花吧 小贼 Shakalaka bang, baby!
快 从这边出去 Quick! Out this way!
老爹 我没有弹药了 Pop, I'm out of ammo!
我们被困住了 We're trapped!
希望我没有毁了这聚会 Hope I'm not crashing the party.
温斯蒂 Wednesday!
伊卡博德 快 把树枝伸下去 Ichabod, quick, lower your branches!
各位 抓紧了 Everyone, grab on!
玛歌·尼德勒不达目的 Margaux Needler never stops
誓不罢休 until the project is complete.
小心手雷 Fire in the hole!
玛祖卡 Mazurka!
大家都还好吗 Is everyone all right
有没有刚才丢胳膊少腿的 No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived
我的小乌鸦 My little raven,
真高兴你回来了 I'm so happy you returned.
我当然会回来 Of course I came back.
我知道你们是 I knew there was no way
无法自救的 you were going to save yourselves.
你们像是瘦弱的小松鼠 You are like weak baby squirrels.
苏格拉底 Socrates.
八条腿 九条命 Eight legs, nine lives.
你说得没错 亲爱的 You were right, cara mia.
人是很残忍的 People can be cruel.
我们这是做了什么 What have we done
他们只是一家人而已 They're just a family.
一家人 A family
拜托 这是一堆怪物 Oh, please! They're a bunch of monsters!
别心软啊 各位 Don't go soft on me, people.
我会对你们穷追猛打 I will relish hounding you
直到你们这群变异怪物 until that nuclear waste dump of a house is gone
和你们的诡异老巢一起消失 and your mutant family along with it!
这么想你可要小心了 尼德勒女士 Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Needler.
我们一家人绝不会 My family and I will never run
再被你这样的人赶走 from the likes of you again.
深呼吸 玛歌 Deep breath, Margaux.
好吧 我还要去拍季终节目 Okay, I have a finale to shoot.
帕克 走了 Parker, let's go.
我才不要跟你走 I'm not going anywhere with you.
我要和我的朋友一起 I'm staying with my friend.
你的朋友 Your friend
帕克 这些人都是怪物 Parker, these people are freaks.
如果他们是怪物 那我也是怪物 If they're freaks, then I'm a freak.
你们所有人都是 And so are all of you.
证据一 Exhibit A.
格莱弗利女士 你把你的内裤放在冰柜里 Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer.
这能提神你懂吗 Hey, it's refreshing, okay
证据二 特鲁迪·皮克林 Exhibit B. Trudy Pickering.
你会倒坐在马桶上 You sit on the toilet backwards.
不然我的手要扶哪里 Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms
慢着 你怎么知道的 Wait, how did you know that
因为你们房子里的一举一动 Because your houses have been
尼德勒都一清二楚 infested with Needler-Vision.
到处都是她藏的摄像头 She has hidden cameras everywhere.
什么 What
一直监视着你们 And watches you all of the time.
-我的私生活 -真是毛骨悚然 - In my private time - That is creepy, actually.
-她还看到什么了 -这太过分了 - What else has she seen - That is over the line!
闭嘴 Shut up!
听着 你们这些外来户 这是我的镇子 Listen, you lemmings! This is my town.
你们都只是群众演员 You are nothing but a bunch of extras.
我们现在下山去 We are going to march down that hill
做直播 and do a live show.
你们最好说服 I expect you to convince
外面那些看节目的无脑工薪族 those brainless peons out there in the audience
这里是最适合买房的地方 that this is the perfect place to buy a house,
否则你们谁都别想在这儿住下去 or none of you will be living here much longer.
-听到了吗 -说真的 妈妈 - Do you hear me - Actually, Mom,
人人都听到了 everyone can hear you.
你一直被直播着 You've been live this whole time.
现在有三百万人在看你 Three million people are watching you right now.
而且换了个口味 是真正的你 The real you, for a change.
拜托 我干嘛要在意一群网民的想法 Please, what do I care what a bunch of bloggers think
玛歌 Margaux
干嘛 What
是电视台 It's the network.
他们撤了你的节目 They're taking your show off the air.
什么 What
不行 我...我会破产的 No. I'll be... I'll be bankrupt.
谁还会买这些房子 Who will buy all these houses
好了 看好了 该我出马了 Okay, watch this. Now's my chance.
不好意思 我咳了两声 Excuse me, I just tooted.
此外 我想我能帮你 Furthermore, I think I can help you
卖掉房子 get rid of those houses.
-你说什么呢 -亲爱的 - What are you talking about - Well, my dear,
你有一大堆房子要卖 you've got a bunch of houses you need to get rid of,
而我有一大堆家人要安置 and I've got a bunch of family I need to get rid of.
你们好哇 Hello
不好意思 我是特鲁迪 Excuse me. I'm Trudy.
特鲁迪·皮克林 Trudy Pickering.
我们还...还没正式认识... We... We never officially met...
哦对 马桶上倒立的女士 Ah, yes. The toilet woman.
没错 Right.
听我说 Listen, uh, please,
请给我们一个将功补过的机会 give us a chance to make it right.
让我们亲自打造出"屋彩斑斓" Let us have our own design intervention.
母亲 Mother,
我和这些人相处过 I spent time with these people,
的确 他们是很奇怪 and it is true, they are odd.
但不应该因为他们与我们不同 But we shouldn't judge them
就对他们指手画脚 just because they're different.
祝你有愉快的一天 Have a wonderful day!
好久不见哇 And there you are.
-拜拜 -谢了 回见 - Bye-bye. - Thanks! Bye!
两位好啊 Well, hello there!
你好啊邻居 新房子怎么样 Howdy, neighbor. How's the new house
爱惨了 你们最好自备雨伞了 Oh, I love it. I hope you brought your umbrellas.
你引入了台风啊 妙啊 Oh, you put in a typhoon. What a great idea.
别忘了礼物篮 傻亲亲 Don't forget the gift basket, silly.
对对对对 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
我们准备了芳香防腐剂 We got scented embalming fluid,
脚趾 牙齿 水果蛋糕 toes, teeth, a fruitcake,
鼠饵 杏肉脯 rat bait, got some dried apricots...
和他在一起就像是训练小狗 又可爱又累人 He's like training a puppy, adorable but tiresome.
她就是我的梦中情人 She's the woman of my dreams!
她呼出的气就像婴儿的尿布一样 Her breath is like a baby's diaper.
菲斯特 人家不要面子的嘛 Fester, stop!
谁会想到像我这样的人 一张白纸 Who would have thought a guy like me, a total zero,
归宿会是同样纯洁无瑕的你 would have ended up with you, an also zero
那就 快请进吧 Well, do come in!
荫森森房屋中介
有让你爱死的阁楼
现在 既然房子重新修缮了 帕格斯利 Now, with the house rebuilt, Pugsley,
我们可以办一场属于你的庆典 we can throw you the celebration you deserve!
你从内到外都是真正的亚当斯勇士 You are Addams through and through.
滚 出 去 Get out!
太有爱了 这闹鬼的房子 Oh, how lovely. The spirit's home.
终于 恢复常态 Finally, back to normal.
我们干得漂亮 We did good.
天知地知 你知我知 I won't tell anyone if you don't.
敲黑板 有考点 快听歌
《Addams Family Theme》—— Heathishuman
Morticia意为死亡 丧事 其娘家姓氏Frump意为守旧
在原版漫画中 Gomez并没有姓名 1964年翻拍的电视剧 作者和演员共同敲定名字
Fester意为溃烂 情景喜剧上演时选定的名字
Grandmama本名Eudora 是一名女巫
Wednesday意为星期三 出自书籍《Wednesday's Child is Full of Woe》 《星期三的女孩充满痛苦》
他们诡异又怪咖 They're creepy and they're kooky
他们神秘多惊吓 Mysterious and spooky
人们见了只能啊啊啊 They're altogether ooky
这是亚当斯一家 The Addams family
这座房子宝物多 There house is a museum
这里客人坐满座 Where people come to see 'em
这风格惊心又动魄 They really are a scream
亚当斯一家别错过 The Addams family
一尘不染 Neat.
一笑倾城 Sweet.
依人小鸟 Petite.
快穿上女巫披肩 So get a witch's shawl on
骑上扫帚飞天 A broomstick You can crawl on
拜访刻不容缓 We're gonna pay a call on
亚当斯一家天天见 The Addams family
《My Family》——Migos, Karol G, Snoop Dogg, Rock Mafia
一家人 一家人 Family, family
我要为家人冲锋陷阵 I'd go to war for my family
起起落落 对对错错 不离分 Ups and downs, wrong or right, it's family
他们说我们精分 They think that we crazy
精分到不懂红尘 They say that we crazy, can't handle it
但我的后盾永远是家人 My back on the wall, who I'mma call, my family
生而不同 万里挑一 We different, we stick out
癫狂不成 走为上计 Wig out, bug out
弹无虚发 飞檐走壁 Pop out, hop out Go
百步穿杨 天下无敌 Ball out, hey Show out
好啦好啦快来趴体 A'ight, this a party
别找麻烦 举止得体 Let's not make a problem No!
盯着我看只能因为老娘太过美丽 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me
我背后有群大佬你千万不要大意 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing
蠢事别做 千万三思 The wrong way, so you better think twice
你可不该惹上我 You shouldn't mess with me
你也不想惹上我 You don't want to mess with me
因为你把我惹火 'Cause if you mess with me
我的家人会挺我 You're messing with my family
你可不该惹上我 You shouldn't mess with me
你也不想惹上我 You don't want to mess with me
不 No!
因为你把我惹火 'Cause if you mess with me
我的家人会挺我 You're messing with my family
哎咿呀咿呀咿呀 Ay, ay, ay, ay
你以为我们都疯魔 You might think that we are all loco
哎咿呀咿呀咿呀 Ay, ay, ay, ay
你别来我家搞龌龊 Don't mess with my family
我们要火到日不落 But this family about to go global
日不落 We blowin' up!
我的地盘上你别找麻烦 En mi familia si hay problema' no jugamos
明天的聚会是盛世狂欢 Y si hay party hasta manana celebramos
他们说我们是疯子作乱 Si te dicen que estamo' loco', loco' estamos
但是好是坏我们都抱成一团 Y en las buenas y en las malas nos quedamos
永不背叛 No traicionamos
我的家人你打不过 Don't mess with my family
好啦好啦快来趴踢 A'ight, this a party
别找麻烦 举止得体 Let's not make a problem No!
不 No!
盯着我看只能因为老娘太过美丽 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me
我背后有群大佬你千万不要大意 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing
蠢事别做 千万三思 The wrong way, so you better think twice
你可不该惹上我 You shouldn't mess with me
你也不想惹上我 You don't want to mess with me
因为你把我惹火 'Cause if you mess with me
我的家人会挺我 You're messing with my family
你可不该惹上我 You shouldn't mess with me
你也不想惹上我 You don't want to mess with me
因为你把我惹火 'Cause if you mess with me
我的家人会挺我 You're messing with my family
打你打到不停火 You're messing with my family
我的家人你别惹 Don't mess with my family
不 No!
哎咿呀咿呀咿呀 Ay, ay, ay, ay
你以为我们都疯魔 You might think that we are all loco
哎咿呀咿呀咿呀 Ay, ay, ay, ay
我们要火到日不落 But this family about to go global
他们说我们刻薄无度 They say that we mean
他们说我们粗鲁易怒 They say that we rude
他们说我们其心可诛 They say we got problems
但我们这是不走寻常路 But we say it's cool
一家人 一家人 Family, family
我要为家人冲锋陷阵 I'd go to war for my family
起起落落 对对错错 不离分 Ups and downs, wrong or right, it's family
哎咿呀咿呀咿呀 Ay, ay, ay, ay
你以为我们都疯魔 You might think that we are all loco
我的家人你别惹 Don't mess with my family
哎咿呀咿呀咿呀 Ay, ay, ay, ay
我们要火到日不落 But this family about to go global
《Haunted Heart》—— Christina Aguilera
你千里传音 There's no bell
但铃声未起 When you call for me
你坠入深渊了无踪迹 You'll be falling for miles
你的痛苦太让我着迷 I'm bewitched by your misery
但心中最爱仍是你笑意 But I love it when you smile
让我知晓你的目的 Let me know what you want from me
你若想勾引我全不介意 I'm bewitched by your misery
先在我耳侧呢喃你爱意 Whisper "Love" in my ears
我要提醒你亲爱滴 I should warn you, my dear
我的心是一座鬼堡 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted house
将你俘获便休想潜逃 Once you're in, you ain't getting out
这是你等候的铜墙铁牢 It's the trap you've been waiting for
无门无窗我鬼屋藏娇 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
别想躲开感受和心跳 No escaping the way you feel
如梦之梦愿永远萦绕 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
我的心 我的心 My, my, my heart
我的心是一座鬼堡 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted
鬼堡 Haunted house
你逼近我时不要大意 Watch yourself when you walk to me
将心儿错付不是儿戏 Careful where your heart treads
突然你陷入那温柔乡里 Suddenly, you'll be in too deep
你是我猎物我定会珍惜 You'll be caught up in my web
我萦绕在你的心间 You will think of me constantly
一颦一笑都让你流连 And it will drive you insane
就像那纹身是亘古不变 Like the tattoo you can't remove
就像那血液在体内回旋 Like the blood in your veins
我的心是一座鬼堡 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted house
将你俘获便休想潜逃 Once you're in, you ain't getting out
这是你等候的铜墙铁牢 It's the trap you've been waiting for
无门无窗我鬼屋藏娇 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
别想躲开感受和心跳 No escaping the way you feel
如梦之梦愿永远萦绕 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
我的心 我的心 My, my, my heart
我的心是一座鬼堡 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted
鬼堡 Haunted house
是一座鬼堡 鬼堡 It's a haunted house, haunted house